2021 Song Draft- Round 9- Pick 1- Mike And Paul’s Music Blog selects- ‘Red Dragon Tattoo’ Fountains of Wayne.
Wow, well here we are in the 9th round of the draft. For my penultimate choice, I’ve decided to add another song from my favorite genre of music, power pop. Way back in Round 1, I chose the power pop classic Cruel to be Kind by Nick Lowe. But I just can’t limit myself to one! For today’s choice, I want to feature Red Dragon Tattoo, a song from one of my favorite power pop bands, Fountains of Wayne.
Fountains of Wayne (named after a lawn ornament story in NJ) put out 5 albums of power pop gems from 1996 until they split up in 2013. The two main bandmembers and songwriters, Chris Collingwood and Adam Schlesinger, had a knack for telling these amusing, often hilarious slice-of-life vignettes wrapped up in incredible guitar driven pop melody earworms that always hit the sweet spot for me. Whether it’s the guy wondering why the girl of his dreams is with a motorcycle biker (“Leave the Biker”), the guy trying to figure out how to pick up the women behind the desk at the DMV (“Yolanda Hayes”), or the teen with an perhaps unhealthy obsession with his girlfriend’s mother (“Stacy’s Mom”, their biggest hit), Fountains of Wayne drop you into these people’s lives for a few minutes of power pop bliss.
Red Dragon Tattoo (off their sophomore album Utopia Parkway) is one of my favorites – a story of a perhaps slightly misguided guy who has decided that all he needs to do to win the girl of his dreams is to get a tattoo. Its clear that he’s never done anything like this before, and the song details the day he goes to get the tattoo. I love how the lyrics match up really well with the melody. It all builds to the bridge, which stills makes me laugh out loud when I hear it:
Will you stop pretending I’ve never been born?
Now I look a little more like that guy from Korn
If you came a little bit closer
You’d see it isn’t painted on, oh no no
Can’t be sure, but not sure if the tattoo is going to do the trick for our hero….
Sadly, Adam Schlesinger passed away in April of 2020 from complications of COVID-19.
Lyrics
Monday, gonna take a ride on
The N train down to Coney Island
With the money I saved
Gonna get me engraved
Drink down a lot of Basil Hayden
Get kicked out when I can’t see straight and
What an island to be on
Under the neon
Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me
I got it for you
So now do you want me?
With nothing to prove
Will you be my honey?
Oh yeah, in you I confide
Red dragon tattoo
I’m fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you?
I hear the man say, “Wanna see the others?”
A mermaid and a heart that says mother
But I don’t know from maritime
And I never did hard time
I brought a .38 Special CD collection
Some Bactine to prevent infection
And in case I get queasy
A photo of Easy Rider
Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me
I got it for you
So now do you want me?
With nothing to prove
Will you be my honey?
Oh yeah, in you I confide
Red dragon tattoo
I’m fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you?
Will you stop pretending I’ve never been born?
Now I look a little more like that guy from Korn
If you came a little bit closer
You’d see it isn’t painted on, oh no no
Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me
I got it for you
So now do you want me?
With nothing to prove
Will you be my honey?
Oh yeah, in you I confide
Red dragon tattoo
I’m fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you?
In you I confide
Red dragon tattoo
I’m fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you?
slicethelife 
My first listen to this track. Love it. Thanks for sharing.
You’re welcome! They have alot of great stuff
Such an amzing song. The first time I ever heard it was a live cover by Glenn Tilbrook of Squeeze. I have become a mega-FOW fan since then. In the second round of this draft, I will be picking another FOW song since you stole this one!
Haha! Looking forward to hearing it – alot of great ones to choose from
I heard of them first with ‘Stacy’s Mom’- which got me interested in them. Great song- and I loved their sound.
Yes their big hit off probably their best album
Excellent choice, Paul. First time hearing this song but immediately impressed with it. It’s firing on all cylinders. I also wrote more at your blog.
Thanks Lisa!
You’re welcome.
No idea how I missed these guys. Good stuff Paul. I always like a little sense of humor is my music to counter my dark side. Catchy and well put together. The ear likes it.
Thanks CB.! Yeah they have a knack for the humorous lines they just pop up unexpectedly in the song
Nice pick Paul. I love the lively melody and hilarious self-deprecating lyrics.
Thanks Jeff!
Those first couple of albums have a lot of great stuff.
Agree Graham!
Great song Paul…always glad to add another song on the power pop playlist.
Had a hard time choosing!
They did have a knack for power pop delivered with a smile and a wink. Still love ‘riding along, windows down, playing ‘Little Red Light.’
Totally agree! That one and Bright Future in Sales both are in the same vein. That’s one of the things I love about them – they can write an e tire song about the little red blinking light that says a message is waiting and it works!
I remember Stacy’s Mom and I loved “That Thing You Do” (movie & song). This is cute.
Yeah it was a real shame about Adam S.
Sorry for getting a day behind. This is really nice and catchy. I’ve heard of this band, but their music is not familiar to me. I’m glad for the introduction.